Old School:
Where It's At:
Boo-ya!
Intellectual!
Dessert.
Think Pink!
Chatty!
Nerds!
I call FFX2 the "Barbie" version of Final Fantasy because you control a party of three little hotties, and to do battle, they have this cut scene where they change into NEW CLOTHES. Want a mage, wear the mage outfit. Need a warrior, slip into something more painful. They even have movies when you change from one outfit to another (can turn these off).
I want them on. I really LIKE playing dolls with these girls. It's sick and twisted, isn't it?
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I'm also playing Sims 2. I'm really sick and twisted on that one. Okay, Sims 2 comes with a Body Shop, so you can tweak and finesse the Sim, instead of the minute amount of tweaking you can already do with your Create-A-Sim in game.
Lemme 'splain.
I cranked up all the settings as far as I could, until I made a totally loathsome creature with jutting cheekbones and eye sockets like an anus, and EARS like giant ailerons (and I won't share what else ailerons make me think of).
He was stone cold ugly. Painful ugly. Rub your eyes with Comet ugly. If you save him in Body Shop, you can clone him, and do it all again. His ears are the size of his skull, and the pixels don't know where to put his moustache.
I'm giving him the "Lover" aspiration so people can wolf-whistle when they see him. I want him to impregnate a LOT of women. At least I thought so, but I can't bring myself to LOOK at him long enough to PLAY him.
My other goal is to name a baby Sim after a co-worker that I really don't like, and I plan to give her rotten, bad memories, and otherwise make each transitition hell. I just want to see what that DOES to a Sim. Be creative with your emotional scars. Having a fear of a party can only be worse if they have an accident or pass out, or an accident AND pass out at a party they didn't want to have and NO ONE comes to anyway.
Monday, February 21, 2005
I'm playing the color out of Zelda: the Minish Cap.
I'm also playing Diner Dash, Animal Crossing, X-Men Legends, I'm a lvl 23 Empath Defenda, and we take our capes OFF to do missions.
What are YOU doing?
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