Old School:
Where It's At:
Boo-ya!
Intellectual!
Dessert.
Think Pink!
Chatty!
Nerds!
Then there are judges who say that GTA3 is just too nasty for the kiddies.
Duh!
I wouldn't let ANY child play this game. I wouldn't let any kid within 20 feet of my PS2, who am I kidding. In all seriousness, I think you've got to be seriously slipping, numb, naive, or negligent to allow your children to play this game.
I love it. You'll have to pry it from my fingers. It rarely comes out of the PS2. Why? I wish I could link to the segment from Comedy Central. I have no idea what the plot of this game is, and who cares? I'm too busy beating up the pedestrians (and talking back to them), picking up their money, setting ambulance traps and killing the paramedics, using the grenades unwisely, stealing cars and backing over the owner of the car I just stole, and don't let me see a Triad Fish Van. Boy, I'm not coming back alive.
Don't ban the game, for crying out loud. We'll never be able to afford the sequel. No, parents should be aware of what their kids are buying and playing. This isn't jacks, for crying out loud. The game costs an easy $40. I could barely find FOUR of 'em when I was a kid.